Klug and Amitie

I’m so hungry… I wonder if there’s anything around here to eat…

Ah! A tasty-looking fruit fell!

Alright, time to dig i-

Hold it right there!

Klug! What’s the matter? クルーク

Eating that fruit wouldn't be a very bright idea.

...Klug, do you maybe wanna eat it, too?

No, I have no need for it…

Then why can’t I eat it?

You listening? That fruit is known as the “Fatigue Fruit”.

Eat it, and you’ll feel weak all over. It’s a fruit that completely saps your energy, you see.

Eh?! Really?!

If you showed up just a few seconds later, I would’ve already eaten it all… Anyway, Klug, you’re really smart, huh!

But of course! Just who do you think I am?

Then, can I ask the all-knowing Klug a question?

By all means, entrust any inquiries you may have to me!

Why were we born, and what's the meaning of life?

Ah… er… That is… Well… Uhm…

I think I’ll pass on that one...

Oh yeah, what’re you doing here anyway?

Myehehe… I’m very glad you asked!

To tell you the truth, I was doing some secret training!

Quite! I was pondering over and over again what I needed to do

In order to master dark magic! I came to a conclusion: I needed to secretly train myself!

...How peculiar. Your reaction is much flatter than I thought it would be.

Hmm… That’s probably 'cause I was just thinking that I’m not interested in what

you’re talking about...?

You have no interest in the wonderful knowledge the Great Klug has to impart, you say…?!

I-I know! I’ll demonstrate the dark magic I’ve devised during my secret training! If you see it, surely your interest shall be piqued!

Really? Well if you say that...

Alright! Here I go!

SUPER ULTRA DARKNESS BOMBER ATTACK!

Phew… So what do you think? Incredible, right?

Whoa! That dark magic you just cast...

Oh-ho? Have you finally realized the intrigue of dark magic?

It’s got a real long name, huh!

THAT’S WHAT IMPRESSED YOU?!