Demiserf

...(Ahem).

Yes?

What are you doing here?

Whatever do you mean? I'm the interviewer's assistant.

Did you get permission for that?

Did I need permission?

Obviously. I'm the interviewer. You need my permission to show up at all.

I mean... Last time I asked you, you just said "Give me a bit to think about it" and then you never said a word to me!

...You seem a bit different than usual.

Ah, you noticed?

I can't put my finger on it, but it's something about the way you're talking and your build...

Then try touching me and see for yourself.

...Huh?! There are things that shouldn't be here, and you're missing some things that should be there...

As requested, I changed my sex.

H-how?

It's an ancient magic from long ago. It's no problem for me to pull off.

I wonder how well it works...

Hehehehe... Would you like to try it for yourself?

Well, you're basically the same inside even if your body's changed. It's kind of creepy.

You're so selfish, you know~

Hey, I'm the guest here. Why are you two messing around?

Oh, I completely forgot.

Come on, come on, let's start the interview already!

Fine. I'll just deal with Runelord later.

Finally to the Guest Introduction

Now then, our guest this time is Demiserf.

Welcome in~

What's with this casual introduction?

You're basically a nobody, so you don't need to be so sulky about it.

Well I'm sorry that I'm such a nobody!

Are you really~?

Wh-what do you mean?

Once a nobody, always a nobody. If you were really born a man, you should've grown into a proper final boss. Ah, though I'm a woman now.

You smartass... Are you asking to be put down?

Hehe... Do you think that you can become a final boss if you beat me?

Demiserf ...Tch.

The hierarchy in this business is pretty strict, isn't it? Incidentally, I created you guys, so I'm probably at the top of the list here.

Damn... Am I seriously the guest here?

Let's see... What kind of demon is he, anyway?

In English it's written as "Demon Servant". As the subtitle of this article says it means that he's a demon assistant or demon helper.

That's right. I'm part of a lower class of demons. We are summoned by mages to this world and we carry out their orders. ...Honestly, it sounds pretty pathetic when I put it into words.

So in Madou Monogatari R, the last boss who was a vampire count summoned him, right?

Yes.

My orders usually consist of acting like a guardian or patrolling a dungeon.

Even though you're a lower class demon, you seem to be about as strong as other average-level monsters.

His kind are exceedingly cunning. You never know when they'll catch you off guard and strike.

Our philosophy is "High risk, high reward". If we can get a big reward, we'll put in just as much effort to acquire it.

Even though you look so cute, your mentality is still that of a demon's, isn't it?

My appearance is mostly dictated by the tastes of whoever summons me.

So, what was Count's preference?

I can't say for certain, but I wouldn't say that he had a thing for little boys.

Obviously not! If that was the case, I would've killed him on sight. I couldn't care less if he was my summoner.

So does that mean that the one who actually has a thing for little boys is Mr. Uemizo?

That ain't true!!

Will He Fly Off the Shelves?!

So, do you have any last comments for our readers?

All you need is one magic circle to summon me. Whether its curses, spying, or rubbing your shoulders, I excel at it all! A handy demon for any household!

Doesn't seem like he'll sell well~...