Ragnus

Hello, thank you for coming on.

Of course! I've been looking forward to this.

Let's see... Your full name is Ragnus Bishashi, yes?

That's right! The Bishashi family is a famous household that has produced many heroes, including myself.

Ah, so you come from a good family then.

One day I'll defeat a wicked dragon and an evil overlord so that I can live up to my ancestors' legacy!

That's quite the grand dream you've got there.

I'm a man, after all, so I think it's only right that I strive for greatness.

The aspirations of men are something I'll never fully understand as a woman ★

...Cut it out.

...Er, sorry.

And What Are Your Hobbies?

Do you do anything as a hobby?

Hobbies? I can't say that I have any.

That's understandable, I'm sure heroes lead busy lives.

I like to think I'm a man who focuses on practical things.

Yes, yes, that seems very like you.

But if you made me pick something, I'd say that I really love traveling.

Ooh, traveling... But you'd expect heroes to travel around the world.

R-really?

In other worlds, there are a lot of heroes like that. There are maybe only a few that want to travel in just one dungeon.

I-I can't believe it... I better step up my game too.

Just so you know, though, the inside of the earth, the ocean floor, and outer space have already been explored.

Huh?! Unbelievable...

Hm? According to my files, it says that you're cursed.

Yeah, that's right. It's really annoying!

And so you turn into a child because of this curse.

I'm actually 17 years old.

I see... Despite how you look, you speak very maturely. I'm very sorry to hear that.

Well, when I earn enough experience points, I can turn back to my real 17-year old self. I'm pretty unbeatable like that...

This sounds like some weird fusion of a role-playing game and a shooting game...

Since this is a special occasion, I'll show you just how unbeatable I am. This kind of opportunity only comes once in a blue moon.

Interviewer Eh, huh, wait, hang on! Why are you drawing your sword?!

Don't worry, you won't die! Oh, I'll also show you some secret techniques while I'm at it.

Y-you can't be serious?!

Huh?! Stop running, waaaaait!

*huff huff*

*huff huff* Y-you run...really fast...

*huff huff* I'm sure chasing after someone while clad in that full suit of armor...Well, it's not the best idea.

This armor is actually... Well, it's a family heirloom. It's a masterpiece that only a true hero can wear.

I see... So it's a legendary suit, huh.

Because of that, I can't just take it off whenever I want.

So that's why you keep wearing it even though it's so loose on you.

Would you like to see something?

Huh?!

When I level up, this armor fits me perfectly!

You're being very insistent about this, aren't you?

I've regained my energy now, but what about you?

Uh...

Behold the true hero!!

EEK!! S-SOMEONE, HELP MEEEEE!!!